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shitposting time
#pathologic#мор утопия#artemy burakh#haruspex#clara saburova#changeling#my art#gotta finish that night with shitposting#how else#also burakh's is a real experience like i feel like if you don't have 50+ inner organs in your inventory by the end of the game then how th#f are you playing#i'm just throwing them out by now
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catradora being canon doesn't make it good😭 how does it feel knowing you romanticize abuse
Feels like Catra and Adora are banging it out while you cry about it
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whump episode of all time look at this poor baby
#whump episode of all time until vanquishers that is#anyway i think postpotd when yaz has moved into the doctors house being sick is totally one of the ways she asks for attention#like she figures out that pretty reliaby if somethings wrong with her the doctor will be all over her#so if she starts to feel a bit lonely and abandoned and neglected among all the family and companion extended family#shes like hm. minor illness time#not that she'd be dramatic abt it. she wouldnt be obvious abt it#she would i think even hide it a little bit. just enough to make the doctor notice shes a bit off#she'dbe like no im fine its fine dont worry abt it#but you know. once he knows smths wrong hes not gonna let it go and she knows that too so thats how she hooks him#and then shes like the centre of his attention for a week or so and thats enough for the next couple of months#she /is/ a little bit master-y after all#and he /is/ still called the doctor. 'how else would i get your attention?'#how else but giving yourself a little food poisoning.or going swimming in winter and get hypothermia. or jump out of a tree and break an ar#how else#ive got so many headcanons#secret slightly fucked up yasmin who lives in my head <3
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ts said torture era as if we arent already in one
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whoever thefuck these guys are i dont know em (i do
#invader zim#iz dib#iz zim#invader zim fanart#dib membrane#dib#zim#i guess#how else#invader zim dib#is that it#whateve#zadf#smoking#my art [:
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#my posts#shitpost#meme#doc ock#spider man#spiderman#otto octavius#doctor octopus#trans doc ock#i mean#how else#april fools
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I must keep love in my heart today, else how shall I live through the day?
from De Profundis by Oscar Wilde
#de profundis#oscar wilde#literature#i must keep love#keep love in my heart#love in my heart#love in my heart today#in my heart today#how else#live through this#live through the day#love through#through the day#love the day#love today
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Do you want NSFW asks?
Hit it.
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Sonoza's a G for actually taking her xD
a man of mystery,,,, lmao
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just attacks head on (respectable)
w o t
#she copied you#how else#love how I'm just automatically assuming the other gender#this fool is genderless until otherwise noted#call that mfer cousin#my thougts#avataro sentai donbrothers#sentaisouped#donbrothers liveblog#who let delivery boy bring a parade float to a gun fight#donbrothers#22 peach falls#haruka kitou#obligatory chestnut 🌰 tag
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@shackld said: [ bloody ] sender arrives at receiver's doorstep bleeding and injured (earl lmao)
you're the only person i can turn to prompts
It hasn’t been easy to navigate the mess that Legion and Syndicate in general have fallen into ever since the Black Ring. The Legion had struggled on even without its two leaders, but the power had weakened and chaos ruled. It’d taken a while for Earl to recover enough to make his escape with some unexpected aid from the Bureau and return to Legion to help stabilize it. But, Earl pondered as he gazed out one of the stronghold’s windows towards the gathering storm clouds, at least everything was recovering. Legion was regrowing and the chaos had settled for the most part.
A knock draws his wary attention towards the door. There wasn’t any meeting scheduled for several hours and no one had been stupid enough to simply march up to the Legion’s front door at its weakest, let alone now. Earl holds up a hand, halting the others as he stands up. “ I’ll get it. “
He plods towards the door and opens it – but what greets him isn’t the sight he expected to see. Instead of either someone from the other strongholds or an arrogant gangster, it’s the chief of the Minos Bureau of Crisis Control. Not only that, but bleeding and clearly quite badly injured. ( Earl is less surprised by the state of her than the fact she’s here at all. ) A quick glance around however reveals that the two younger sinners that are usually by her side are nowhere to be found. He has questions, but now is not the time to ask them when she looks like she’s about to pass out in the next few seconds.
“ Chief. “ Earl acknowledges the other as he steps aside and opens the door wider to grant her access into the safety of the Legion stronghold. " Sit down before your make yourself even worse than you already are." Earl points over towards the nearest couch before giving a few orders to the nearest Legion members who disappear to get the medical staff.
" Try not to pass out. " Perhaps a tall order to ask. Still, Earl raises an eyebrow. " Care to explain what you got yourself into this time? "
#shackld#its the way he's not even surprised#'like yeah ofc chief would show up like that'#how else#earl will be more surprised when she DOESN'T show up#injured / bleeding / exhausted#᛭ — [IC] raven wings guiding the wolves [EARL]#᛭ — [VERSE: SURVIVAL] doomsday is the color of fox fur [EARL]
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⭐️ for any muse that wishes to!! i trust you .. <3
@timewound
“I give you a four out of five. Don’t get mad and shout at me with that thu’um of yours. I will explain.” More like he’s going to complain. “Fine. Four and a half out of five stars. Cause you keep dragging me into crypts for a random villager’s lost family heirloom. At least charge them more money. You never know what’s in the crypts here.” The last one they went into had automatons. And he hated every minute of that crypt.
“I think there is an arrow in my back, also, so I need you to check real quick.”
#timewound#& answered ask ( fenris blackwood )#he can just Not follow her everywhere but he won’t#how else is he gonna go on cool adventures to write ballads ABOUT ?#HOW ELSE#fenris voted most loyal companion in skyrim#unkillable doesn’t get in the way and actually kills the enemy#also heals you constantly cause he’s a mage
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I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES
#og#imagine how much happier my life could be right now if i could use the $200+ i gotta spend on bills#on literally anything else right now
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I love how whenever ATLA recognizes Sokka is smart enough to solve a problem but it’d be too fast they just stick him in some kind of situation. Like he COULD’VE stopped jet from drowning a town so they tied him up and dumped him in a forest. He COULD’VE figured out what that spirits deal was so they lost him in the spirit world for 24 hours.
#comment your favorite Sokka situation#he’s literally always in situations#hes gotten kidnapped 3 times#I wonder how the gaang would react to it#yeah jet kidnapped me haha…#and everyone else is like WHAT THE FUCK SOKKA#atla sokka#atla#avatar the last airbender#Sokka#my son#jet atla#free him from this
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white queers are always so damned certain that "true" queerness is for them & them alone. expressions of queerness from Black people (most notably, Black women & those percieved as women) that don't center whiteness & aren't tailored for white audiences are always, always pegged as being unbelievable. all this plus a heaping dose of thay classic "all bi women are dirty attention seeking liars" brand of biphobia. fuck off man
#not sure if 'percieved as women' is the best language but I dunno how else to articulate that#remembering that post from a couple weeks ago that was about exactly this#megan thee stallion#misogynoir#biphobia#white queers
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she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.
my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.
my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.
my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.
at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.
my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.
i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.
two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.
it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.
#writeblr#wlw#i often think about like.....#being happy in a gay relationship is sometimes so odd#bc u can forget how stupid ppl are.#bc ur so USED to being gay. and u forget other people GENUINELY ARE homophobic#so it's like. girl pardon?????#but also there are moments where it's like. ohhh the kids are alright#like watching someone razz someone else.... so fucking wholesome#“lemme get this bitche's pronouns before i make gentle fun of them” .... i would have KILLED for that.#THAT is how u know ur accepted#not just tolerated#..... when ppl are like. sure ur nonbinary congrats but WHAT is this fucking sunscreen application#ps idk if "razz'' is a real word but someone asked what it means -#i've always heard it as being a term for 'gentle & friendly teasing'' which like#i personally notice more from my guy friends but is like - when a person isn't#LIKE ACTUALLY teasing u (it's nothing personal/mean) they're just laughing w/you about something#my friends often put on a little voice and call me an anemic little bitch#like 'ooooo the anemic little bitch is cold??? does she need a mouse blanket#bc she's SOOOO SMALL AND ANEMIC???''#and it doesn't hurt my feelings (it makes me laugh very hard) bc 1. i actually called MYSELF that first#and 2. i'm not sensitive about it!!!#a proper razz is when you are ALSO in on the joke - i ALSO think it's funny#for some people i personally find that when they razz u it's when they love u -#they've noticed something genuine about u and love u enough that u know they're not being mean#this is cultural and personality based of course but i'm hispanic#if someone isn't making fun of me it means they hate me . obviously.
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